A curated marketplace · four houses · numbered drops
In with the Good, out with the Boof.
Craft, place, and the pleasure of choosing carefully — four houses, numbered drops, a lab sheet with everything.
The four-pack · from the cover story →Shirts and drink cans.
The house that made a year a place. The drinks they pour, and a first run of cloth cut in the cans’ own colorways — dropping with the capsule.


1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Party Hoodie
The run's pink, worn head to toe — simple logo at the chest, and the back says what the cover story said: or, the year the party grew up.
$96
on the floor

1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Cover Hoodie
The cover colorway — the year in puff yellow on night black, Memphis triangle behind it. Connection, not excess; warmth included.
$92
drops with the capsule

1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Blueberry Tee
Powder blue straight off the Blueberry OG can — the calmest object the loudest year ever made.
$40
drops with the capsule

1992 · The Cool Alternative
The Lemonade Crewneck
Strawberry Lemonade's cream and pink, worn instead of poured.
$76
drops with the capsule
The plant side · covered, never sold here
The plantry
Flower
8 houses · 14 products · 45 covered · 15 ruled
The plant itself, by the eighth and by the ounce.
Disposable vapes
7 houses · 10 products · 47 covered · 28 ruled
All-in-one devices — the tank, the coil and the battery in one hand.
Pre-rolls
6 houses · 7 products · 13 covered · 13 ruled
Rolled and ready — judged on what went in, how it draws, and whether it burns clean to the tip.
Concentrates
4 houses · 7 products · 13 covered · 6 ruled
Rosin, diamonds, sugar — what is left when the plant is reduced.
Edibles
3 houses · 7 products · 12 covered · 7 ruled
Gummies, minis, pastilles — dose you can count.
The Goodies
4 houses · 6 products · 50 covered · 15 ruled
Beverages · Cartridges — the shelf's odds and ends. Same bench, same lab, same number; each is still short of the 3 houses a field needs before it stands on its own.
what the houses are growing — shown, not sold; the plant side lives in the journal
The Journal
Nothing but the Truth. 🚫 Boof.
Every lot in this store links its certificate of analysis and names its grower. The lab sheet is the colophon.
The houses describe craft, place, and intention, and stop there — because that is where honest description stops.
We ship where licensed partners make it legal, and we publish the map — including the no. Where we ship →


