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BOOF.

Educate

The record, taught.

What the compounds are, what the certificates say, and how to read both. Every number here is a measurement on a filed lab sheet — 85 of them and counting — and nothing on this page says what anything is “good for.” That is not what a record is for.

The Cannabinoid Circle

Every chord is a measurement on a filed sheet

Euphoria33WeddingCakeRoseLemonchello28Apples &BananasBerryPieCheetahPissHoneyBunLondon PoundCakeOceanBeachLaughingGasZourZBlueMatchaGelatti710ChemLavaCakeSourDieselZack'sPieSour LemonOGPineappleJackPeanut ButterBreathRuntzBlack CherryPunchF1BlueDreamLemonadeMimosaPapayaDirtyShirleyTruffleButterMauiWowieHoneycombROSECerealMilkSnackBoxAcai BerryGelato710 CherryZest #4710 OdeTo RileyCBGathe mother acidCBGthe mother, heatedTHCaraw & unheatedΔ9-THCthe heat-born oneΔ8-THCthe shifted twinTHCVthe short-chain cousinTHCVashort-chain, rawCBDaraw CBDCBDheat-born CBDCBDVshort-chain CBDCBDVashort-chain, rawCBCthe third siblingCBCathe third, rawCBNwhat time makesCBDpthe long-chain rarity

Hover a compound and its receipts light; hover a subject and its chemistry does. A dim compound has simply not been measured on a filed sheet yet.

A subject that draws no chords has been measured. Its sheets are filed and its breakdown is not transcribed into the record yet — our backlog, not the plant’s silence. Shown, never invented.

Indica, Sativa, Hybrid

Does the label say anything?

The label is how nearly everyone shops, so we asked our own record what it predicts. Of the 95 strains carrying both the strain’s own researched type — indica, sativa or hybrid as the world files it, never a BOOF ruling — and a recorded terpene list, how often does that type name each terpene? The three that lead both labels come first; the rest follow by how far the labels differ.

  • Myrcene79% 19/2485% 17/2057% 29/51
  • Limonene75% 18/2465% 13/2073% 37/51
  • β-Caryophyllene79% 19/2460% 12/2086% 44/51
  • Terpinolene0% 0/2420% 4/206% 3/51
  • Humulene25% 6/2410% 2/2010% 5/51
  • Ocimene0% 0/2410% 2/200% 0/51
  • Linalool13% 3/245% 1/2037% 19/51

Under both labels the same three terpenes lead. The difference between indica and sativa lives in the ones almost nobody names.

Every bar counts what the record names, not what a lab measured — and the two barely meet. 95 strains carry both a type and a named list; of the 26 with a measured terpene panel, not one carries a type at all. A chemical comparison isn’t available to us, so none is implied.

The counts ride beside the bars because a fifth of twenty strains is four strains. Bare “Pinene” is held back on 32 namings rather than guessed at α or β.

Nothing here says what any of it is good for.

The Flavour Wheel

What these things smell like

Everything above this line is our own record. This one is not, and that is deliberate. It is the aroma vocabulary the industry shares, so that a compound name means something before you ever look at a shelf.

LemonOrangeGrapefruitLimeLimoneneSweet herbBasilMangoParsleyOcimeneBlack pepperCloveCinnamonWarm woodβ-CaryophylleneLavenderRosewoodSoft citrusSpiceLinaloolChamomileHoneyAppleSweet floralBisabololHopsDry woodBitter herbEarthHumuleneFresh herbAppleNutmegLilacTerpinolenePine needleRosemaryBasilDillα-PinenePineHopsDillParsleyβ-PineneFir needleDamp woodlandCamphorMuskCampheneMuskDamp earthRipe mangoCloveMyrceneFLAVOURAROMA · NOT OUR SHELF

Hover a terpene and its family and its notes light. The wedges are equal on purpose: this is a vocabulary, not a measurement, and the sizes claim nothing.

Nothing on this wheel comes from our lab sheets or our shelf, and nothing here links to a strain. These are the aroma descriptors terpene references share, drawn so the words mean something.

Aroma is all it says — not one word about what any of it does to a person.

The Activation Arc

What heat does

Published boiling points, at ordinary pressure. Like the wheel, this one teaches from figures the field has already established rather than from our sheets — but our own readings ride along it.

DECARB200°F93°C250°F121°C300°F149°C350°F177°C400°F204°C450°F232°C500°F260°C550°F288°C600°F316°CDecarboxylation240°Fα-Pinene311°FΔ9-THC315°FCamphene318°Fβ-Pinene331°FMyrcene333°FLimonene349°FOcimene351°FCBD356°FCBN365°FTerpinolene367°FLinalool388°FCBC428°FTHCV428°FCombustion451°Fβ-Caryophyllene504°FHumulene529°FBisabolol597°F

Hover a marker and the physics meets our record.

The three sesquiterpenes sit above the burn line because these are atmospheric-pressure figures. The familiar low numbers for caryophyllene, humulene and bisabolol were measured under vacuum and have been copied for years as though they were not.

Nothing here is a setting to dial.

Flavour and Terpene

What travels with what

Back to our own record. Both columns are the strains’ own recorded lists, counted together.

FLAVOUR NAMEDTERPENE NAMEDGasCandySweetBerryCreamLemonFruityEarthyPineCitrusDieselOrangeVanillaFloralGrapeSoapTangyNuttyPungentLimoneneβ-CaryophylleneMyrceneLinaloolPinene, unresolvedHumuleneTerpinoleneOcimene

Hover either column and its ribbons light. Every band is the number of our 87 two-list strains that name that flavour and name that terpene. 52 rarer notes are named on fewer than three strains and are held back rather than drawn as noise.

Counted together is never a claim that one causes the other.

The Family Tree

One precursor, and everything the plant and time make from it

CBGa57CBGVaTHCa62CBDa37CBCa23THCVa28CBDVa7CBG69Δ9-THC78CBD37CBC43THCV44CBDV6CBN29Δ8-THC6circle size = how many of our sheets measured it · dashed = never measured here yet

Every arrow is a named transformation: enzymes, heat, age and oxygen, isomerisation.

Every circle is sized by how many of our filed sheets measured that compound, and a dashed circle is real chemistry our own record cannot vouch for yet. Open one and it lists the pieces on our shelf that carry it.

Being drawn: how to read our effects radar.